fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

teenagedfricks:

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michaelcliffordfuckyeah:

Is this real life?

michaelcliffordfuckyeah:

Is this real life?

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

wearetylerspeople:


Troye

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

periodpoops:

tumblr is so comforting

the same people on your dash every day

posting nice things

no pressure of conversation

they’re just there

with their little icons and stuff

i love the internet.